Vampires Are Smarter Than Zombies

  Zombies say aaaaaaaargh while they limp Vampires can think Men - vamps think they know something Women aren't much better all about the sex Or not being dressed but I stray from the path Which you know is never good Just because they've been around 400 years They think they know something Never in... Continue Reading →


I’m Serious Really

As I embark on this journey but I'm dead as far as I know. I was sitting there and he peed on me, just stood there and peed but I didn't get wet, then he walked away. Disgusting. Nothing much to see I can tell you that but I wiped flushed and left, at least... Continue Reading →

Just Like Romeo And Juliet

Bubblegum music from way back Hardly so seeing everyone's dead Lesson learned Let's see Poor communication Or she'd've known he was faking it and would revive Or He'd've known she was faking it and would revive Let's love like that, don't be an ass Lousy business decisions All this nonsense based on vanity Narrow minded... Continue Reading →

I Am Legion

  Let's connect the dots the Hulk dots of all we've known over time. There has been no other superhero so exploited. Generation after generation he keeps creeping up, a newer, younger version comes forth. They have to be part of the same family. A grandfather perhaps, possibly great-grandfather that lives on. How many Thors... Continue Reading →

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